Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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