The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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