I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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