let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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