Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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