Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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