apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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