why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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