I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
