She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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