You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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