i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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