Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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