Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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