Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion