Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This can only be settled by a dance off.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."