The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
