What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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