Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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