Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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