In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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