OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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