i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i came on her dog
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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