I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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