it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
