She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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