We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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