brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
bring money and cleavage
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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