Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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