A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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