I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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