I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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