question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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