i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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