i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can't put those talents on a resume
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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