Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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