No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
bring money and cleavage
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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