Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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