You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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