I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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