in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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