I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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