i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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