"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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