Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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