I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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