Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
In America we eat man semen.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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