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(760): View more from California

...so i touched it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(620): View more from Kansas

My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!

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(315): View more from New York

It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera

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(949): View more from California

Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.

(714): View more from California

That explains the way he looks at you.

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