the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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