I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer