So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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