She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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