Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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