Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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