Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We have so much sex to catch up on
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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