I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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