Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
tell me about the eggs
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