I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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