we made out on top of his cat.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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