I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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