THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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