Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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