i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sorry about my life...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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