I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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